Prof. Geoffrey is a cat. A very thoughtful cat.
Read here for his pun-tastic aphorisms and musings upon the many trifles of life:

• Speak with your mind, or heart - but not the spleen. Let’s not consider any communication from anything further south, neither.
  

• No-one likes Vulgarity but Love.
  

• Curiosity - the most virtuous of vices?

• Time for Fashion? The past  becomes us so very well - it tailor makes our present suit and lays out our future habits.

• Isn’t it interesting that those persons whom we dislike so much, we so love to discuss? In fact, the two are quite positively-negatively correlated!

• Ah Britain - a nation founded on tea and current puns.

• Journalism - it’s a read herring.

• History – We make it up as we go along. Quite literally. Literally.

• Tabloids sell noise - not news. They are ‘noisepapers’ which scream at you from the gutter shelf.

• She found that his intolerance made her sick - how ironic.

• It is in curiosity that we find allure.

• Taxidermy - it’s the Marmite of interior design.

• To truly experience a thing, you must be thoroughly immersed in it. To truly understand a thing, you must be thoroughly detached from it.
  

• It may well be Your opinion, but that does not make it correct by default.

• Isn’t it interesting how those who sit on the fence are often those who created the fence?

• Everyone has their reasons, few have any excuse.
  

• If you really cannot lose then you cannot really win.
• In business, ‘us’ comes before ‘I’.

• The essence of Affluence is in Demonstration.

• Malicious gossip is a bitter pill indeed - but it’s only poisonous if you swallow it.

• Call it what you like - just be sure to call it what it is.

• PR = Private Rule. Controlling the public relations of others for money, is private rule for taxes