Curios

Unusual accomplishments, personal history and a penchant for oddities make Kittie a spiffing spokesperson for both avant-garde science and art. Peruse beneath for some curious facts and figures:

•    Kittie was a keen snake breeder as a child.
•    Kittie is an experienced ‘Paranormal Investigator’.
•    Anatomically, Kittie’s all natural figure, figures ultra close to the Golden Ratio…
•    She has natural beauty spots, 2 sets wisdom teeth and a fine pair of ‘Dimples of Venus’.
•    Kittie was the first to reintroduce burlesque to the oldest surviving Victorian Music Hall.
•    Kittie has received standing ovations for her burlesques.
•    Kittie has appeared in over 70 publications worldwide.
•    Kittie has performed for dignitaries (including PM John Major when she was just eleven).
•    Kittie has an Honours degree in Psychology
•    - and Post Grad Dipl. Research in Parapsychology.
•    After performing, Kittie has been known to receive marriage proposals.
•    Kittie is the founding member of the infamous Ministry of Burlesque.
•    Kittie can read & write phonetic Hieroglyphs. Why not?
•    Kittie is thought to be ‘electrically sensitive’ and is allergic to the London Underground.
•    Kittie has been guest editor at large & feature writer for some very odd magazines indeed.
•    Kittie created the 1st full length 19th century style burlesque show - of modern times.
•    Kittie was a ‘professional’ child ballerina, model and a confirmed apple-polisher.
•    Kittie is a fan of literature, old theatres, storms, potatoes and Victoriana.
•    Kittie has spent many nights waiting for ghosts, armed with infra-red cameras and coffee.
•    Kittie is a consultant for BBC, ITV, Channel 4, 5, Sky and others on rather curious matters.
•    Kittie can dance en pointe and has tiny little feet (size UK 2.5).
•    Kittie has been a published model & writer on subjects incl. vampirism and mediumship.
•    Although only 5’ 1”, Kittie has walked international catwalks for over 10 designers.
•    There was no burlesque scene/industry when Kittie started her performing career.
•    Kittie creates and develops routines for others to perform.
•    Certain psychical research groups consider Kittie to have ‘unusual cognitive abilities’…